grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness July 01, 2018

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Green Goblin

When you put your nose between a girls ass cheeks and she squeezes. You then proceed to blow your nose as hard as you can, and then eat it out of her ass.

Steve told Tom “man, my allergies are terrible this week. I can’t wait to go home and give my girl the Green Goblin.”

by Drc3 June 01, 2022

green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

Green goblin

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.

"Hey ash how was the party on Friday"
"It was awesome Stacey gave me a green goblin in the dunnies"

by Greenleaf February 05, 2016

GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.

DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?

by KRAFTMAID00189 December 04, 2020