Rusty Guitar 

The act of licking a females anal opening while reaching around and fingering her, resembling the act of playing a guitar. Somewhat like the Rusty Trombone

Non-Bro: Yo bro! I just rusty guitar'd that chick, it was insane!

Other guy: Yo you're sick man!

Rusty Guitar by SkunkBoi August 25, 2011

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.

Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"

Air Guitar by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018

Karma Ghia 

The lifestyle/personal-choices-caused inevitability of your buying a cute antique VW sports car.

I wanted an Austin-Healey, but on my "modest" income, all I could afford was this crappy somewhat-look-alike piece of tin --- guess it was Karma Ghia.

Karma Ghia by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Red Guitar 

Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.

Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful

John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet

Red Guitar by Johnm January 6, 2019