goat job

Massaging a hard veiny penis in a rough goat like mannor.

Haley gives Mark excellent goat jobs.

by T-bag696969 September 9, 2006

goat moan

A sound that a canadian makes when he is getting pwnd in any video game resulting in an older man humping him.

Josh(canadian): Muaah Muaah Muaah (goat moan)
Eric: The next guy that moans like a goat is going to get humped.
Josh: MUAAAAAAHHHHH
(Eric humps Josh)

by Orrin Oliver April 1, 2008

Goat Bag

Obnoxious/hilarious intruder of the once peaceful scrabble match or an apparatus for toating goats around.

ohh no, the goat bag is here make way for obnoxious scrabble interruption or Hey hand me that goat bag I need my goats.

by goatbag January 13, 2009

Couple Goals

Courtney and Eloise

Oh my goodness, Courtney and Eloise are such couple goals

by QueendomAppreciation June 4, 2020

Goat Swag

When you have the swag of a goat

Guy 1: Hey! That kid Ronnie Fine really has some goat swag!
Ronnie Fine: Hey! You're right !

by RonnieFine69x November 29, 2011

amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.

Working on the weekend blows goat booty!

by solaroil September 26, 2009