Frontsie

A front poop out the top of a diaper.

The baby totally frontsied when she was trying to crawl.

by lowbrowstyle August 22, 2009

frontward

Similar to forward but spelled and pronounced cooler.
opposite of backward.

I walk frontward.

by p-scoot SP March 31, 2010

Frontsicle

A penis.

Men have a frontsicle in their pants!

by nenstra November 7, 2010

Fronkey

Portmanteau of 'front' and 'monkey', combined to form a colloquial term for one who works at the front counter of a business. Normally a descriptive noun, or an informal address to be followed by shouting or threats. Shortened to 'fronkey' for ease of pronunciation.

Individuals are called so because they normally operate near the front entrance of the business, habitually smell of/consume otherwise unpalatable foods, make unreasonable amounts of noise, and willfully disorganize their work area while doing nothing of particular skill or value.

Pronounced 'FRUN-kee'.

Hey, fronkey! Get back to the till and shut up.

by BigDave and Carrey in absentia June 3, 2011

FRONT BOTTOM FRICASEE

An unsightly deposit left on a woman's gusset.

Imagine my surprise!!!! I ordered the pie not the 'FRONT BOTTOM FRICASEE'...... Very disappointing.

by Cardinal Wolsey. November 1, 2011

Frontal assault

1) A direct attack. 2) A daring, risky attack on the face/front of the enemy as opposed to one from the back without informing.

He didn't throw his men away in the blunt frontal assaults most commanders used at that time. He deployed his troops imaginatively.

His recent statements are a frontal assault on the doctrine of separation of church and state.

Full Frontal Assault on Democratic Rights of Europeans as Markets dictate appointments in both Italy and Greece

by tauseef313 November 24, 2011

frontkick

A very skillful movement of one's dominant leg with the aim of harming whoever is in the kick's path.

You know what they call this? A FRONTKICK!

by Pootyface April 11, 2014