The french version of a "nap". Instead of sleeping you tug on your dick until white stuff comes out.
by MalarkeyMcGee March 31, 2009
Get the french napmug. Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.
woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!
by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013
Get the French Bladdermug. A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
by pantheraux September 9, 2010
Get the French fruitcakemug. the act of performing a twizzler (see twizzler) while putting one finger, usually the pinky in the anus.
by erik October 7, 2003
Get the french twistermug. To enter a room full of people you know without saying hello or making any gesture of acknowledgement
You walk into a pub full of your friends. As people turn around and start saying hi or reaches out for a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, you ignore them walking straight to the bar and order a beer. That's a French hello!
by Baosj December 23, 2011
Get the French Hellomug. A romantic event in which one of the partners or significant others, predominantly the male, lightly and passionately nibbles on the other person's nose while often licking in a washing machine like motion, enhancing the experience and your relationship. Quite a common thing to do between partners, even in short term relationships.
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
Get the french bitemug. by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
Get the french bitemug.