Lachlan Pain

A person who sucks such enormous amounts of cock. They try to shorten there name to “Lachie” because they have such a small penis.

Hey do you know Lachlan Pain?
“Yeah he’s such a gay fag”

by LARGE COCK LARRY November 23, 2021

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex

I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

Phantom Phone Pain

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.

While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.

by CamyB June 1, 2011

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

PAIN™

It's me the one who brings pain with illsec shit bc I'm a

SKEEEEEEED

Contact a doctor before @'ing illsec about the PAIN™ I caused with his shit

by PAIN™ February 26, 2023

leeroy pains

refers to a pain in the stomach or guts, in which causes you to burb uncontrollably and bring up acid form the lining of your stomach. Usaully caused by drinking iced coffee or smoking.

"Burb, leeroys pain"
"geee, really got the leeroy pains today"
"shouldnt have eaten that dirty big chicken roll, got the leeroy pains"

by Scuba jlo April 19, 2010

Pain in the hole

When you're a Judge and you're assigned Enoch Burke.

I have Enoch Burke on my court list, he's gonna be some pain in the hole.

rude slang An especially irritating, aggravating, or obnoxious person, thing, act, or situation. Primarily heard in Ireland.

by Linden Village March 28, 2023