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ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad
person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?
by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007
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Flacko Jewye

The biggest jewye alive. He values a peeny over any other form of currency. His favorite basketball player is peeny hardaway. He calls his dick his wittle peeny. In his opinion the best president ever was Abraham Lincoln, I wonder why. When not indulging in his love for peenys, flacko enjoys starting movies and never finishing them, underage women, and getting high as a kite flown by the big show.
Person 1 :"That man just picked up a dirty penny off the ground eww!"
Person 2: "Nah its fine thats just Flacko Jewye
by hueuby January 30, 2017
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Fick

When someone ignores your request to "friend" them on Face Book.
The act of ficking someone: I sent a friend request to Amy but she ficked me!
by Dirty Grace October 16, 2009
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fick

a redneck version of saying fuck when mad.

"fik you, you fuckin' knitwit"
by anon76889 April 5, 2012
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spleen flicking

This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up. the anus - the person can then rapidly open and close the fist- thus making a flicking motion and taping the spleen.

This is said to be enjoyable and sexualy arounsing.
by gay bandit May 17, 2006
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Hotter than a flicker's nest

Term used to describe the fact that a place is very hot.
A room with no air conditioning in the middle of the summer is hotter than a flicker's nest.
by t'aint 1971 August 4, 2006
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Flicker

A flicker is a man that suffers from LDS (little dick syndrome) to such a severe degree that he must flick the last few drops of pee off his member because it is to short to shake.
A flicker is when a man is done pissing in the urinal he has to flick the last few droplets into the urinal, because his penis is to short to shake. This creates a problem, when he flicks the droplets it never makes it into the urinal, but falls to the floor creating the famous random pool of piss.
by Flicker Hater July 1, 2011
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