Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua
Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders
Guy 2) show me that video
Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders
Guy 2) show me that video
Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021
The new Texas Rangers Dominican prospect was subjected to a Dominican Tickle Fight when he joined the team.
by AZking November 21, 2016
Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight
by Marquito del Muerte August 18, 2011
alrght boys, i'll be back, i'm about to fight the war on terrorism
by Pint-O December 18, 2002
When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
by Goober Gretzky November 29, 2007
When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
To have a pillowfight with a bitch, only skeeting on it before the fight begins, so as you "swat the twat" in the face, you know shes getting a face of jizz.
by Mike Jared and Dom November 07, 2006