Fairy Tail

The worst anime that have ever existed. Fairy Tail gives over priority to friendship, big boobs, fan service, and retarded main characters (...Natsu).

Fairy Tail, The Melancholy of Haruhi Shitmiya, Bakka & Test, Lucky Star..etc are among the worst animes ever made. This proves that anime died in 2007. Period.

Retard: "Hey have you seen that cooool anime Fairy Tail?"

Smart anime fan: "maybe"

Retard: "Cooool! I really want to squeeze Lucy's boobies!"

Smart anime fan: You retarded pervert...*goes to watch real anime like Yu Yu Hakusho *

by shinobikid March 11, 2014

tooth fairy

Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.

Look under Bevin.

by poo poo August 2, 2003

Fairy

A science teacher. A fairy is a science teacher who doesn't know how to spell, makes you do work all period while he just sits their playing solitare/looking at porn/reading poetry ETC. I love fairies, its fun to draw whiteout penises on peoples backpacks in class with a fairy as a teacher.

1. i heard that two people had secks in a fairy class and he didnt even care.

2. I was sitting in a fairie's class, whipped out a 40oz blunt bong needle joint and took 6 1/2 hits without him noticing.

by Mikeydoocock April 16, 2011

fairygodmother

to change someone's look; to make-over

"Ew. He was like out of a 1999 Esprit ad." "Whatever, I would have fairygodmothered his ass."

by cherriesjust October 22, 2008

Fairy Circle

A circle of 5 or more people all doing shrooms

I was participating in this huge fairy circle yesterday.

by Ryymac May 25, 2010

finger fairy

Sleeping with your partner

And waking up in the middle of the night with a visit from the finger fairy in the ass hole :)

I had a great experience last night with vali finger fairy

I was rubbing her up in my dreams and then woke up with my finger in her ass as she really liked it xx

by Calabrit June 27, 2016

blue fairy

A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.

Guy 2: Prodigious.

by MessengerofDongacleese December 19, 2014