Factishoist

The title for that one guy who knows a ton of random useless facts in most friend groups

Why does our group's Factishoist know so much about squid dicks?

by The Glocktopus September 20, 2022

Factory Reset

When someone sequentially vomits, urinates, and defecates. Usually followed by passing out.

That dude got so drunk that he did a full Factory Reset all over himself in the bathroom! Then passed out on the toilet!

by Not Stick May 9, 2023

maggot factory

a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.

I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.

by prairie_looner June 22, 2006

pity factor

when a male becomes diseased or bodily injured and attempts to use these disabilities to get personnal gain and/or pleasure from the opposit sex.

dude tim totally got the pity factor at last nights party with that broken neck!

by michael and nate November 7, 2007

giggle factory

an institution reserved and maintained for those among us who are insane.

the voices in grandpa's head got so bad we had to commit him to the giggle factory.

by banjobill January 23, 2009

Puss Factor

a factor that is worth saying puss

dayum wat puss factor

by SYS-35 January 3, 2009

Jolly Factor

The happiness level of a party or person based on the amount of drinks they've had.

Did you see how high the jolly factor went after Donny found the liqueur cabinet?

Haha look at that guy, he's wasted.
Ya, his jolly factor's out the window right now.

by Turlook September 19, 2009