horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys

Horny Evan is so hot

by October 17, 2021

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 08, 2014

Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan

Wow, I also Jamie Evans

by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 17, 2019

Flynn Evans

The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside

Flynn Evans is the type of person to shag your mum in the elevator.

by Not Flynn May 13, 2022