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English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020
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English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence
English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”
by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022
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English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024
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English

English is overly complicated
WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed
by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022
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Max English

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"
by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025
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English

English
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by bidex November 28, 2022
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