Aggravated Em Anus

When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt

Wow dude! I have an extreme case of aggravated Em anus last night!

by Jefree123456789 October 14, 2020

Gettin Em

Getting revenge on those who have it coming their way. Usually in a slow manner to not be noticed at first. And is usually where it hurts the most.

"You think you will find out why this is happening or who is doing it?" ... "Doesn't matter..when I find out.. Im gettin em!"
Getting Em- Seeking revenge slowly

by GettinEm June 11, 2019

el em ay oh

L (el)-laugh

M (em)-my
A (ay)-ass
O (oh)-off

oh yh el em ay oh i remember that!!

by mightywil April 17, 2021

tip em bolloxs

Tip em bolloxs, to dismiss an individual or mock. Applied to those who are ridiculous, irrelevant or annoying etc

Irita listened to what was said about why my boyfriend didn’t turn up. She said “tip him bollox”. I wasn’t home on time I laughed and said ring and say tell them I’m tipping em bolloxs” etc. tip em bolloxs

by Liquidmoney October 19, 2022

Em and Cole

The ship that everyone expected. They always make each other laugh. They always smile together. They're always close together. It was just meant to be. And it finally happened, and they're so happy together. It's almost contagious. Cole loves Em. Em loves Cole. No rocky patch or downward spiral will pull them apart, and that's just fine with them. Everyone want's a Cole to they're Em, or an Em to their Cole. Everyone desires the perfect one for them. Cole and Em just so happened to get just that.

Person 1: Omg is that Cole and Em?
Person 2: Duuude, they're literally the definition of goals

Em and Cole are literally perfect for each other.

by TheLastPizzaRoll August 14, 2019

mubeen em

when you get a girl and leave all your friends behind to get your kids swallowed

if a girl ever comes to you after 3 years of talking just mubeen em

by anonymous February 11, 2025

spin em

A common phrase used in the southern hemisphere to persuade somebody to "spin" the driven wheels of their vehicle to perform a burnout. Typically said when a mate is leaving an event, or an attractive performance car passes (such as a manual 20e A31 Nissan Cefiro)

Mate 1: *starts vehicle after saying farewell to friends*
Mates 2, 3 & 4: "oi mate, spin em!"
Mate 1: *Foot flat on accelerator spinning the rear wheels of his work ute*
Mates 2, 3 & 4: "yeahh!!!! what a sick c*nt!"

by Mighty20eSlapper November 1, 2020