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Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
by Jizz hands October 18, 2017
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edward stirrup hands

A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 2, 2017
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edward santos

EDWARD SANTOS is a awesome boy he it cute, funny, and fun to hang out with if you know an Edward than your a very lucky person Edward will be an awesome boyfriend he will always be their for you no matter what he will make the relationship last
Edward Santos is a cute, funny, awesome boyfriend
by Sour patch 1234 November 11, 2017
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edward osley

a retard making noices edward is alsovery gay he loves wener
hey edward '' dooiiidoiiiiidoiiii edward osley yo as dumb
by derroll squashhead November 14, 2017
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edward fuggle

A cunt...just a cunt
"wow edward fuggle you cunt"
by spankey legs December 10, 2017
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edward wyatt

A very lazy boy.

Edward likes to play with himself a lot.
He likes men.
by Hdjdjsnjsksjs December 19, 2017
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Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning
by Hockey ed December 27, 2017
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