eduardo

Sucks dick for free is always lieng and never takes a shower however he is bisexual and slep with is own mother

Eduardo is a mess

by BeaSteR447 July 5, 2016

Eduardo Francais

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

by Josh April 24, 2004

Eduardo

a very gay person who loves when people touch his 2-inch punisher. Eduardo is known to annoy the fuck out of anyone until they just ignore him. Eduardo is so hated that he hangs out with white people. Eduardo is incredibly bad at fortnite that it makes you wonder if he likes men. He loves talking about his white cock that is barely visible with the human eye.

Person 1: omg Eduardo just tried to fuck me with his cock, it looked like a worm
Person 2: SAME!! He said it was because he was threatened

by Leos hot gf May 6, 2019

Edgardo

The event in which a large female with a funny ear yells viciously at a group of Caucasian males.

I was studying for a test and she turned around and Edgardo'd me in front of god and everybody!

by cheechorchong August 6, 2012

Edgar

Sucks dick for crack. Usually never gets payed.

Edgar: Hey man I’ll suck you up for a crack rock.

by Aye909 December 18, 2017

Edward

A despicable creature that managed to bring his edgy teen years into his early 20s, doesn't know how to mingle with other people and somehow knows how the world works despite not having much life experience and has never done anything his life that's worth a shit, wise guy poser, toxic introvert, beta male.

Edward is such a back-stabbing little bitch.

by Anneyoyoyoyoyoy September 27, 2018

Eduardo

Total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. Also likes Danish blokes.

Boy 1: What's the name of your mate who is a total Benny who frequently walks backwards to Chinatown, talks in a rubbish Geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes Danish blokes.
Boy 2: That's Eduardo. He used to be in the Polish Air Force.

by King Carlos December 16, 2008