google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

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Three eyed raven

A sexual position requiring a children's sized pool,a bottle of baby oil,a pair of swimming goggles with the eyes blackened out,and a snorkel.

Rob Lowe can preform The three eyed raven like the king in the north!

by Zzpq1111 August 30, 2017

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After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

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Bok-eyed pass

The Bok-eyed pass is used exclusively in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus elevated its use to the international stage along with other means of underhand and deliberate foul play ignored by incompetent referees & World Rugby.

Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking Ploys’, subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’. Genius edition.

“Forward pass ref!”. Ref: No, you’re playing the Springboks bru, it was a Bok-eyed pass and only applies to them”.

by Spratman July 21, 2025

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