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friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.
Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!
by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021
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Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.
1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎
by KnuttyElder August 26, 2022
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filth dump

That was was a filth dump
by B4tty Boy July 31, 2019
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015
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Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.
"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 11, 2020
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