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truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time
dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.
by billy westler September 23, 2009
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Jimmy Dribbler

When a male shoots semen into a condom then takes it off and turns it over to slowly drip the semen onto a chicks ass or face.
Last night when I was with your mom she asked for a taste from the Jimmy Dribbler.
by Papa Jerry September 29, 2009
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Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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Drunk Driver

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.
Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011
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Skeet Dripping Uvula

After a man or woman takes a cum shot in the mouth, it's not uncommon for it to travel near the back of the throat where it tends to drip from the uvula, the dangly thing in front of the throat. This is especially so after a good gargling.

Skeet Dripping Uvulae is the plural form.
Everytime Amanda takes a load in her mouth from various bowlers she enjoys a good gargling. Afterward, she opens wide and it's possible to observe a Skeet Dripping Uvula.
by Skeetling August 27, 2012
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old driver

1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.
A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.
by guo1 November 30, 2017
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Joycon drift

When the control sticks on joycon controllers mess up and move by themselves, which will ruin the switch lite :(
Guy1: ahhh my joycon drift is so bad!
Nintendo: we don’t care really.
by LiteHackYT September 29, 2019
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