A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
by Wolfgangmang February 10, 2017
A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 02, 2022
an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million
by SPrice1980 May 09, 2023
The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)
Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass
by Spider-jolter October 01, 2024
Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
by CDMJ June 08, 2021