When a DJ with no skills shows up to a party. Or when your friend with bad music taste gets a hold of the aux chord in the car.
How can we have a great time at this party when DJ no skills is in the mix!!
Hey guys let's play some rhinestone cowboy! Come on really? Who let DJ no skills take control? Dj disc jockey no music skills
Hey guys let's play some rhinestone cowboy! Come on really? Who let DJ no skills take control? Dj disc jockey no music skills
by Ashleeez August 3, 2016
Get the dj no skillsmug. An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.
Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….
‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’
by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021
Get the Alpha DJmug. 
Also known as ''Legends''.
A M4D LAD of high caliber. A DJ Zevendeuce (DJ) is known to have a big penis, and huge balls to go with it. They also have an enhanced sense of smell as well as being fluent in Vietnamese.
DJ Zevendeuces are also highly musical, and are known to have the voice of an angel.
If you spot a DJ Zevendeuce DO NOT APPROACH IT! They are known to be savage AF, and will 100% kill you if you're a soi boy. The ''Soi boy'' is the only natural enemy of the DJ Zevendeuce, so it will attack to kill. The DJs only predator is the ''feminist''. The feminist does not approve of the DJ's m4d lad approach to life, and will try to justify ruining it.
A M4D LAD of high caliber. A DJ Zevendeuce (DJ) is known to have a big penis, and huge balls to go with it. They also have an enhanced sense of smell as well as being fluent in Vietnamese.
DJ Zevendeuces are also highly musical, and are known to have the voice of an angel.
If you spot a DJ Zevendeuce DO NOT APPROACH IT! They are known to be savage AF, and will 100% kill you if you're a soi boy. The ''Soi boy'' is the only natural enemy of the DJ Zevendeuce, so it will attack to kill. The DJs only predator is the ''feminist''. The feminist does not approve of the DJ's m4d lad approach to life, and will try to justify ruining it.
by motherofbibse November 27, 2018
Get the DJ Zevendeucemug. Dj is an amazing girl. She's beautiful talented and memorizing. She's a strong independent girl. Sometimes she may be in pain mentally or physically but she always has a smile on her to show shes fine.
Dj is so pretty!
by lovegirl34 May 29, 2017
Get the DJmug. Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe
by Large genitals October 14, 2017
Get the Designated DJmug. "DJ T ain't gonna take that lying down, cuz he's always been a G, uppercase G. So DJ T was like, aight B, since you still talking big game playa, I'ma drop some bombs on you Iran, aight."
by TheBigSmooth25 June 23, 2025
Get the DJ Tmug.