dirty minded freak

Everyone that has passed the age of 12 some even before then.

Person 1: Hey! Want a hot dog?
Person 2:*smirks*
Person 1: It's food you dirty minded freak!

by CattheMythialBeast May 25, 2016

Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

Dirty dick slap

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.

Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night”

by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016

Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

Dirty Squal

The act of eating gluten free Italian cuisine from another's orphase.

"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"

by Superqual January 4, 2017

dark dirty keyboard

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

by iwasinurbedlastnight March 11, 2017

dirty jamilly

When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit

I did the dirty jamilly last night with treebranch, leaf blower, and julian.

by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017