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cracker-sped

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009
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French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018
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Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.
Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!
by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
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Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.
by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016
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triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.
Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?
by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014
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