1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.
2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes
3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes
3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.
That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!
He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!
He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009
Get the cracker-spedmug. The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
Get the French Crackermug. The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
by David Pakman's Onlyfans May 2, 2021
Get the Magical Crackermug. I. Someone that only eats dried cum.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler May 29, 2018
Get the Cracker Gobblermug. by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
Get the Cracker Woofermug. by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016
Get the Cracker Jackermug. When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.
by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014
Get the triscut crackermug.