by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022
A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.
A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
by dumptrucksupremo July 11, 2021
Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 28, 2020
I. Someone that only eats dried cum.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.
by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler April 23, 2018
by Wadeo June 07, 2017
by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020
To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers
by Jejfjw January 22, 2016