When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation
by Swaggy Jeff September 13, 2022
When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
by The big faggot March 01, 2016
When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 11, 2024
Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...
by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019
a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
by v2b March 22, 2022
A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
by CK Medical November 03, 2023