Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Cook up

To engage in music production/recording/producing, etc.

you record the vocals and I'm going to cook up a beat

by M4OE October 28, 2021

Son of a Sea Cook

A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance

“Son of a Sea Cook”!

by Sonofaseacook July 1, 2024

Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010

slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008