Jack Cook

The one.

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine

by the ones son May 25, 2024

Cooked

done for/getting a ass whooping/in deep trouble

Bro eli is so cooked because his mom caught him geeked

by Amia Chiuec November 7, 2025

Cooked

Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless

I’m fucking cooked for this test bro

by the og ladibug May 7, 2024

Spirit Cooking

WITH A SHARP KNIFE CUT DEEPLY INTO THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
EAT THE PAIN

"Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,
Marina"

by grassfornerds July 12, 2025

cooked

"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.

"You cooked last night in your basketball game"

"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"

by caprithebandit September 9, 2025

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return

“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked”

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024