Complete Trust

When a canibal gives you a blowjob.

Complete trust: the ability to supress the urge of adding laxitives and/or cyanide when making your mother in law a coffee.

by L1th3um August 10, 2009

Computer

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

by HastaLaVistaBaby October 17, 2012

Competitive Melee

Someone Spamming Shine,Rest or Knee for 8 minutes on battlefield

Guy 1:That Was Soooo Cheap!
Guy 2: what did I do? You said competitive melee
Guy 1:For God's sake....

by Kerbehmain2002 September 10, 2018

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

Computer Nazi

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.

Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.

by Neil-Ness April 2, 2004

computer fucker

a young boy or man who loves to have sex with his computer such as a derek. this boy is usualy very fat and is a loser. he will become the inventor of robot sex.also a computer fucker can be a person who messe with people's computers by fucking the floppy drive.

i hate him so much im hireing a computer fucker to screw up his life.

by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006