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Earlham College

1. A small college located in Richmond, Indiana.
2. A place where no one is capable of judging another (chances are, you're as screwed up as the next person).
1. I attend Earlham College.
2. Person A: "Haha! Look at that guy right there! He's not wearing pants!"
Person B: "Dude. You're a student at Earlham College. You're not wearing any pants either!"
by ohhay123456 April 10, 2010
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Baldwin-Wallace College

It's where you don't want to go to college. Every weekend a large percentage of the student population goes home because they either don't know how to party or are too damn prude to even touch alcohol or drugs. The people that do like to party are usually stuck with lame house parties or end up partying at some other college. There are a number of different fraternities and sororities on campus, Phi Kappa Tau being the only one that really matters. The current (but about to retire) President of Baldwin-Wallace, holds parties at his house every Thursday, with his friends and family in attendance. The President and some other individuals have screwed Baldwin-Wallace financially, most likely because he was taking money from the college to fund his traditional Thursday activities.
"This place is one big high school..."

Baldwin-Wallace College
by Dick West May 11, 2011
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COLLEGE!

A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.
After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:

Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...
Student: COLLEGE!!!!
Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.
by COLLEGE March 25, 2008
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BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms)

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.
by iHarteSax June 23, 2011
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Collasturbation

Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."

"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
by thickage March 7, 2007
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Cornerstone College

A Lutheran school in Mount Barker, Australia. According to Wikipedia it has a library, a basketball court gym, a canteen, an oval and a theater. BIG FAT WHOOP!!!!

According to Calum its students are "them damn Cornerstone kids, with all there (sic) amazing education, great personalities,
and surplus money."

....Obviously not such an amazing education.

The kids from Mount Barker High School like to throw fruit at the kids from Cornerstone, as Mt Barker's legendary bus chariot, the Big Yellow Bitch rolls past the Cornerstone kids sweltering and or freezing in their ramshackle tin shed excuse for a bus stop.

Overall, Cornerstone is a fine establishment, though what goes on behind those oddly-shaped school gates, I shall never know. *tear*
Let's go throw some fruit at the Cornerstone College kids.
by Chicken Kababs January 10, 2009
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Barnard College

Barnard College of Columbia University in the City of New York is the gayest school you'll ever go to. If you aren't gay when you arrive, you'll be at least a little gay by the time you leave. Barnard women are well educated, polished, confident, and badass and they WILL fight you if you aren't a feminist. Barnard girls come in all shapes and sizes, creeds and colors, sexualities and backgrounds, and from all corners of the world. They are compassionate, brave, and engaged, and the small community Barnard has to offer forges a true sisterhood between all Barnard students. Barnard students attend Columbia classes, eat in Columbia dining halls, live in Columbia dorms, and graduate with Columbia University diplomas. So yes, they do go to Columbia University.
If you're looking for bold, beautiful women, look no further than Barnard College in New York City!
by thatbarnardbitch March 3, 2019
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