mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!

by Clavio May 13, 2005

sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

Clean Get-A-Way

When you take a shit, go to wipe, and it's clean!!! No shit to clean up..

When your at work where the toilet paper is cheap and the situations is uncomfortable.

by Bruce Johnson December 13, 2004

Clean Lopez

The opposite of a Dirty Sanchez.

Yo she just got clean lopez'ed

by bigindian January 8, 2009

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

Mom-clean

To clean a face by dapping their saliva onto their finger or tissue and wiping another persons face.

My girlfriend noticed that I had something on my face so she decided to mom-clean me in front of my friends. It was so embarrasing.

by Kwhite November 30, 2009

Spring Clean

When a man ejaculates into either the vaginal or anal cavity of a willing receiver, following this the man then urinates in the gaping cavity filling the vagina or rectum up with urine. When finished the receiver who has had their cavity filled With bodily fluids squats over the partner and proceeds to queef the mixture of semen and urine out of the chosen cavity all over the participating partners body and face thus spring cleaning the semen out of the vagina or rectum.

She asked me for a spring clean, dude she wasn't talking about her house!

by Zeds dead baby October 15, 2011