clocked your chain

When you can’t remember “clocked your tea”, instead it’s a chain!

“Ooooh…He clocked your-clocked your chain!”

by YouKattobekiddingme March 3, 2025

classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.

Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.

by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019

Clock

sex

clock is a thing time tell

by anonymous October 14, 2025

clock

a large Circle that hangs on the wall and ticks and tells you the time

what's the big clock on that wall

by my dang name bootiehole man November 23, 2020

Shit clock

Someone who putts in minimal effort, wastes time. people who do not participate.
in a classroom setting, a shit clock is someone who does not take interest in the class.

Jeff didn't contribute anything in that meeting, he's such a shit clock!
We all had to stay late because of that shit clock!
They didn't pass because they were being such shit clocks.

by LuckyLock August 28, 2018

clock balk

A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.

He should be charged with a clock balk.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into

i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021