Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

Clocked

You got knocked the hell out

“I clocked his dumbass”
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018

Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.

'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'

by WPC August 12, 2015

rock clock chopstick

4 days

"yo im free in rock clock chopstick"
"bro really??!?!"

by HeyyItsAJ July 30, 2023