Clockwork Oranged

Getting raped by a group of guys, who tricked their way into your home

I don't think we can leave her in the apartment alone. She might get clockwork oranged .

by SockLoyal123 July 24, 2017

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close enough

The bare minimum.

"You got everything the teacher wants?"
"Eh, it's close enough."

by PLAYERLXIV May 26, 2018

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a clown who anally rapes you in your dreams or chases you around. many people are afraid of them and the mention of this clown can make them have nightmares. they usually use strange objects such as clocks, blocks, hammers, sand paper, and straws.

Whoa! i had this dream last night and a naked anal clown started chasing me around with a hammer then he got me in the ass!

by StupidPsychoPreppyFreakin'Whor February 20, 2009

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Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.

Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!

by Ching ching! July 1, 2009

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2 o'clock scramble

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.

Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009

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punch the clown

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

by Hank February 1, 2003

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2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

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