burrito super

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn

Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super

by dicktobert June 7, 2022

Apology burrito

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.

Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.

by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022

Burrito Fairy

When a woman of Hispanic descent suddenly becomes thick seemingly overnight, especially after being attractive and skinny throughout her life

She was really hot until the Burrito Fairy paid a visit.

by Edgy72 June 28, 2022

Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.

I ate a burrito today. It had onions

by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022

Brockport Burrito

Taking a crap in someone's cars glove-box

That chicken was crazy she left a Brockport Burrito in Chad's glovebox

by Scratch that itch January 23, 2026

A fucking Roblox burrito

chipotle burrito can fucking cause one hell of a mess

Human 1: try a fucking Roblox burrito human 2: yes

by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026

Brown burrito

When you shit on a bedsheet and spread it around. Then you wrap up your partner with the same sheet and leave them there.

“Dude. Emily totally wanted to brown burrito last night but I was constipated”

by JustRambling17 February 26, 2026