Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Boob followage

Following someone on twitter for the sole reason of them having boobs.

I got tons of boob followage today.

by Zombette February 11, 2012

Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"

Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.

by merrrp! September 26, 2014

Bloob

The gooey stuff in an eyeball

If I see any bloob I will ACTUALLY THROW UP

by Minigriff October 19, 2017

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

Boob Slap Day

You Shall Slap Them Titties Til They Go Red. But only once

28th October

Its Boob Slap Day! *slap*

by TheDailyDaily October 2, 2020

Boob ball

Boob ball is when a female’s tit falls off and then boys use it as a soccer ball.

Hey bro do you want to play soccer with Sarah’s boob ball?

by Greasy toenail January 19, 2021