bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Choi su bong

I’m a legend Thanos with a small dick died with a neck stabbed in me

You know Choi su bong died?

by Rizzer1727272727277272 February 14, 2025

Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019

The Reverse Bong

A bong with a black hole in the bottom that inhales you instead of you inhaling it.

Wanna take a hit from The Reverse Bong? It'll take you outta this world.

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017

NIGGER BONG!!!

a black bong which niggers suck on to get high

Person 1:NIGGER BONG!!!
Person 2: That's racist.

by vaporeon_lover1226 January 20, 2025

Bong

Chinese man.

He's a bong.

by mac_ daddy April 20, 2021

Drinking the Bong Water

verb: when you or someone else says or does something foolish.

What he said is crazy, he definitely is drinking the bong water.

by cherpdaherp March 2, 2023