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thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.
I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014
mugGet the thong berrymug.

Berry

A straight person that acts gay unironically. the diet version of fruity.
Dude, you're berry as fuck.
by wungabunga April 2, 2022
mugGet the Berrymug.

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.
That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”
by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021
mugGet the Matthew Berrymug.

Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody
i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around
by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021
mugGet the Screaming dingle-berrymug.

Coochie berry

(1) Fruit that just doesn't taste good at all.

(2) Someone that smells really bad.

(3) Someone with a bad personality.
(1) This apple taste like coochie berries!

(2) Liliane smelled like a coochie berry today.

(3) Ryan acts like such a coochie berry!
by anonymous December 19, 2022
mugGet the Coochie berrymug.

twater-berry

almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat
John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry
by Jen, Tonya and AAron May 24, 2007
mugGet the twater-berrymug.

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