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zombie bait

In the event of the zombie apocalypse these people can be very useful, they are stripped naked and be tied to a tree or other similar objects as a sacrifice to the zombies.

AKA. ZB
Person 1: "can I take salvage at your place in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Person 2: "yes but you have to be the zombie bait"
by anon reach October 28, 2009
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mastur-baiting

The act of masturbating publicly in attempts to attract a partner of the opposite sex.
John- " Damn, i was mastur-baiting all night at the club and ot one girl even talked to me!"
Bill- " last time i mastur-baited I did it to much and had to go home to change my pants"
by thatsneakysnyda5 July 1, 2011
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Boner Bait

Anything used to achieve a boner so you can pleasure others or yourself(dudes &shemales I'm talking about you.)
Jo stole his sister's cosmo mags for boner bait.

"Stop looking at my sister". "Sorry dude she's Boner Bait."
by Phoenixfire92 October 11, 2011
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jail bait

A small, weak, semi-pretty boy, who is more likey to get raped if he goes to jail then other men.
uh huh, he is SO jail bait.
by Drunken Goddess March 19, 2007
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date bait

A technique used by online dating sites such as AdultFriendFinder, Ashley Madison, and CougarLife to scam money from gullible horny people. After joining, the user starts to receive messages from other "users", which requires the user to pay in order to read and/or respond. If the user pays to respond, they do not end up meeting an actual human; rather, it results in the company's revenue increasing and a dry area between the user's legs.
Horny Guy: Bro! Check this out! I signed up on Ashley Madison 5 min ago, and before I even made a profile, I got a message from RealHornyGurl69! Her profile is super hot!

Wiser Friend: Oh really? What does it say?

Horny Guy: I dunno, it's a "Collect Message." I have to buy some credits from them so I can read it.

Wiser Friend: No way, dude. It's date bait.
by RyGuyNomad August 7, 2011
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switch and bait

when you are performing anal sex with a girl and you quickly pull out and have a friend put in without her knowing the precede outside to wave to her from outside.
Dude, lets pull a switch and bait on this dumb bitch.
by brian arliss August 8, 2003
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bait and switch

When you are at a dive bar (TG) and nobody is dancing, you get on the juke box and play some ass slappin hooker music...Some skanks feel the vibe and go dance...next song...completely different making the dirty girls feel weird.
Juke Box- Buttons by pussy cat dolls Theresa-"Ohhhh here they come!"
Skanks- (Dancing slutty like)
Hanna- "Dibs"
Juke Box- Benny & the Jetts- Elton der
Skanks- (Scamper off the floor all hot mess like)
Theresa, Hanna, Travis- "Ha Ha, silly trix, you just got the bait and switch"
by Carl H. Brutananadilewski February 28, 2009
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