Who’s Alex Bunning and what’s the meaning you ask? Well, he’s a one off. A rare find. A catch. An absolute sort. Salty potato. Like gold dust. He’s both corrrrr blimey and how’s ya father. Proper corker and he’s a belter.
He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.
He has dimples to die for.
He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.
He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.
His teeth are perfect.
He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.
Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.
He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
He’s fiercely loyal and kind. He’s generous. He’s a best friend and an impeccable and attentive lover. He will make you laugh, surprise you, and romance the hind legs off of you.
He has dimples to die for.
He will sweep you off of your feet and make you feel nothing but elation and ecstasy.
He’s got over 70 tattoos, a quirky skater boy dress sense, dimples that you could just melt into and he oozes sex appeal.
His teeth are perfect.
He doesn’t argue, he encourages your confidence and allows you to be your complete self.
Did I mention dimples?
I’d go as far as to say the man is utterly faultless.
He’s also mine... And only mine. And I’m incredibly proud to say that he is. I love him endlessly and he has without a doubt stolen my heart
Person One: Is that Alex Bunning?!
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is
Person Two: Sure looks like him, the dimple dude? Play it cool...
Person One: Yeah, I hear he belongs to Em Bryson? What an absolute sort he is
Person Two: You hear correctly, and yes, he sure is
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