Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

Cake Boss

When during sex a guy pulls out and surprise cums on his partner's face while smearing it around, as if frosting a cake, the yells "Hoboken style baby!"

I gave my girl a cake boss last night and now she won't talk to me.

by kklathro June 14, 2016

like a boss

when your the booosssssss :)

you suck your own dick, chop your balls off and die: this is an average day!

shit on debras desk - like a boss

by imtheboss June 2, 2009

The Boss Hog

When a female shaves her pubic hairs down the middle and leaves the two remaining sides hairy.

"Was it styled?"
"Yeah, it was the Boss Hog! AWESOME!"

by JSHUEY August 28, 2005

Cool Boss

A Boss who buys you lunch.

Cool Boss:
Since we’re now a ‘team’ according to the org chart, do you fancy going out for a team pub lunch tomorrow?
Me:
Does that mean it gets expensed?
Cool Boss:
Sure!
Me:
I'm in!

by AQMacgregor November 20, 2013

wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life

John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe

by Ninasimone March 3, 2018

Big Boss Nate

A Dumbass that thinks is better than everyone else but in reality he’s just as dumb as a 3 year old. He also lies constantly sometimes about having a fucking child

-“Big Boss Nate wants us there for the clan raid.”
-“Fuck Big Boss Nate. He’s a dumb fuck!”

by Little Poncho September 8, 2020