tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009

Columbian motor boat

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans

Wow that guy just Columbian motor boated that chick

by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011

River Boat Captain

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.

Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.

by Hugo_B February 24, 2013

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

Killing a Boat

Being asked out, Getting asked out. Or asking someone out.

Sarah: Oh my god guess what happened!

Taylor: did you go Killing a Boat?

Sarah: YES!! With Nathan!!

by the mikester December 31, 2006

boat-out

To temporarily enter FOB (fresh off the boat) or boater mode where one's mannerism and behavior resembles that of a recent immigrant from asia.

Mary always boat-out when she starts singing Faye Wong songs at the karaoke bars.

by Samba Kata July 16, 2008

Failure Boat

Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.

Most likely having captain.

All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.

by unholy waffles September 29, 2008