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The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.
I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”
by 69jono69 November 16, 2023
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Birthday June 7th

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”
by anonymous March 22, 2021
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The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019
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Birthday inflation

Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation
I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.
by PDXef October 20, 2012
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Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.
Happy Birthday Bob”
Right on man!”
by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023
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Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN
I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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