totally accurate battle simulator

A game where you play god and make red and blue team fight each other with many different units.

you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.

by Htheguy69 September 14, 2020

batter

Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc

"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"

by DurableBacon June 29, 2008

Battle

To perform or do anything. Popularized by BC Tom from Atlanta.

"I'm gonna battle on down to the dining hall - you want anything Chris?"

"I just bought this huge keg of Natty Light. Want some?"
"Hell yeah - I'll battle that."

"Gary, when are you gonna battle that 30 page paper that's due tomorrow?"

by Scott May 27, 2004

Battitude

The habit of coming out at night to prey on your victims, when they are more vulnerable to predators and less likely to identify and chase after them.

Jack has this battitude of pickpocketing old folks and tourists on weekends, at crowded night markets to reduce his chances of being caught.

by MathPlus April 24, 2018

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

by dick milfier January 13, 2008

Batterd

Stoned

by Johnty Slap September 19, 2003

battle ass

1. Battle ass is the resulting condition after eating college food (can also be any number of fast food restaurants, taco bell and krystal are the worst). Battle ass is similar to the shits, but not nearly as watery, it's more formed and usually goes away after one trip to the throne.

Damn b I ate those wraps in the chow hall for lunch and the ensueing battle ass is horid!

by Eric-GS3- May 17, 2005