August 4th

national suck toes day

Gia : take off your shoes Ron, today is August 4th, its national suck toes day!

by W33didya January 26, 2022

august 5

people born on this day are usually tories <3

Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?

Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory

by everyonelovestories December 12, 2021

August Anglemyer

My love. My lover. My Man. My Rock.

August Anglemyer is Misti Peterson's ONE.

by OneMistake December 14, 2021

august 23 2003

National Pheobe bridgers falling off a sheep day

“hey fellow pharb, today is august 23 2003, national pheobe falling off a sheep when she was a kid day!”

by mootialsj December 28, 2021

august 23rd

national fuck alex day
no one likes people named alex. they all suck <3

"yo wanna hang w alex?"
"fuck no! its august 23rd!"

by leo likes balls February 21, 2022

August 23

Birthday blow job day! Give ur boyfriend the time of his life for his birthday!

Blowjob: Suck ur mans until he cums ;) happy August 23

by Elijah and Markale June 25, 2022

August 14th

August 14th is the national give your boyfriend head day.
If you have a boyfriend, you are physically required to give him head that day.

GF: "Hey, isn't it August 14th."
BF: "Yeah, why?"
GF: "Well, i gotta give you head, get ready."

by wikemazowski August 2, 2022