Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011

Euphoric Attack

Whenever you get turned on or become so happy/aroused that you can’t breathe to the point where it feels like a panic attack

When Ryan admitted that he like Michelle back, she had a euphoric attack.

by Issey_Rain March 20, 2022

Slack Attack

Similar to a heart attack but the victim suffers numbness of the legs and a slowed heart rate and the craving for anything crunchy.

Guys, I think I'm haveing a slack attack!

by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008

sneak attack

attempt an anal penetration while your partner is unconscious

Merv tried to violate me with a sneak attack last night and wound up in the litter box.

by cockblocker37 March 21, 2009

Breck-attack

A defining moment of homosexuality, basically the closet opens up for the public to see.

A gentleman, during his breck-attack, shopped at Victoria's Secret for that perfect pink thong.

by Adin Phaux June 12, 2008

attack helicopter

A joke usually used by cishet people to make fun of non-binary, transgender, and other LGBTQ+ gender identities. This "gender" was intentionally made to mock people who aren't cisgender.

Person 1: I identify as an attack helicopter

Person 2: That's transphobic wtf

by yaanfei August 21, 2021

Jack Attack

A name given to successful and amazing students who has a steady supply of awesomeness.

Yo this guy is THE Jack Attack.

by Jattack122 October 5, 2009