Someone who always tries to squeeze an extra point from their teachers on their tests. Tawfik Alis are people who impersonate other races, particularly ones of color.
by RandomPerson912387 April 16, 2024
Bad joke = Ali joke
by Markjhonthom223 December 26, 2020
The man, the myth the legend, Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Saeed Ali Bin Khalban Al Suwaidi. A man who is 6'8, handsome, white, and competent in all areas of life. He is known for his charming personality and his inspiring intelligence levels, with an outstanding IQ of 240. His known achievements are: Went hajj 4 times, Benched 675kg, Won the 2024 world cup, killed osama bin laden, ended the war between israel and palestine, and not only did he do that while edging, but he was also gooning at the same time. He is known for his remarkable physique, that consists of broad shoulders, a big chest, lats made out of hard steel, and abs that are popping out. His jawline can cut through diamond, and he has a positive canthal tilt. He fought in the iraqi war, and single-handedly defended Saddam Hussein's honor. He also partakes in having his own business, and being a multi-trillionaire. Lastly, his penis size is out of this world, he makes drake look like a disabled old man with down-syndrome. His penis size stands at a staggering 64 inches, and not to mention his penis is so overpowered it distributes extra chromosomes among his children.
by mstf2x May 03, 2024
The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017
Ali's dick is small
by yoyo want some mcnuggets January 05, 2019
Ali's dick is small
by yoyo want some mcnuggets January 05, 2019
The term appointed to an Arab informant once they have hit their peak in their chosen profession as a snitch. An Ali Yousuf is not respected in any society as this is looked at as an act lacking courage, maturity and above all morals!
I can’t believe that bloke I thought was a mate was putting on an act the whole time. I would never have guessed he was an Ali Yousuf.
by Joogie joog August 26, 2022