an "armstrong" is a person or people who take their cycling too seriously. They travel all over the city in their tight, spandex bike suits, goofy helmets, backpack drinks, and their livestrong bracelets. They treat everyday in the city streets like it's the "Tour De France." They are known to ride fixed gear bikes. They act like they are better than everyone because they are living strong, when in reality they were dead a long time ago.
I was walking down the street with my three year old child when a bunch of rabid Armstrongs nearly ran us over
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The worlds finest fighting force, Navy Seals want to be them, Marines Praise them, And Army Rangers look upon with jealously and pure unadulterated envy. When called into the line of duty expect a thirty of pabst and a war cry like no other!
You hear russia was taken over in 5 seconds?
How?!
They sent in the army reserves
Obviously, i shouldve known.. no one else is capable of that
How?!
They sent in the army reserves
Obviously, i shouldve known.. no one else is capable of that
by PinchableDirt May 4, 2014
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"OMG. Billie Joe Armstrong is sooo hawt."
"What CDs of his do u have?"
"I have there best singles."
"What songz r they?"
"BOBD, Holiday, and WMUWSE. They are the best songz. Im such a die hard Green Day Fan"
"U FUCKIN PUSSY LICKIN POSER"
"What CDs of his do u have?"
"I have there best singles."
"What songz r they?"
"BOBD, Holiday, and WMUWSE. They are the best songz. Im such a die hard Green Day Fan"
"U FUCKIN PUSSY LICKIN POSER"
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A verb used to describe when an individual takes or uses without permission, a once famous or still famous individuals form of comedy. Rather then performing the original bit, it is dragged on for way to fucking long, and when it becomes awkward the void is filled with jokes about the individuals fucking barn pussy. Fuck you.
"Some low fucking shit amy dave chapelle hates you"
Schumer shoo-mer - N/A
A verb used to describe when an individual takes or uses without permission, a once famous or still famous individuals form of comedy. Rather then performing the original bit, it is dragged on for way to fucking long, and when it becomes awkward the void is filled with jokes about the individuals fucking barn pussy. Fuck you.
"Some low fucking shit amy dave chapelle hates you"
A simple way to use this in a sentence is. "Did you just AMYSCHUMER?" For example.
Friend 1: "Has anyone ever like.. blacked out.. and been awakeee when they've come out of it?.. it's kind of cool 'cause you're, like..a time traveller?"
Friend2: "did she just fucking AMYSCHUMER's Dave Attell?"
When the person(s) own personal comedy is being dragged on to the point of boredom and disgust. Usually because the jokes are about the person(s) genitalia. Or being ejaculated upon violently.
Friend1: "My boyfriend usually cums in mee... *short pause*.. He usually cums in me but someetimess you wannaa mix it up... Right you gotta have fun. We'll be having seex and then he'll ask my favourite question.. "wwheerree shoouuuld i cuuum." As a comic.. i wanna fuck around and be like IN THIS JAARR. And just like.. *autistic hand gestures*.."
As you can tell just by reading it.. if you made it to the end. It was borring. And just fucking awful..
Im over it.
Friend 1: "Has anyone ever like.. blacked out.. and been awakeee when they've come out of it?.. it's kind of cool 'cause you're, like..a time traveller?"
Friend2: "did she just fucking AMYSCHUMER's Dave Attell?"
When the person(s) own personal comedy is being dragged on to the point of boredom and disgust. Usually because the jokes are about the person(s) genitalia. Or being ejaculated upon violently.
Friend1: "My boyfriend usually cums in mee... *short pause*.. He usually cums in me but someetimess you wannaa mix it up... Right you gotta have fun. We'll be having seex and then he'll ask my favourite question.. "wwheerree shoouuuld i cuuum." As a comic.. i wanna fuck around and be like IN THIS JAARR. And just like.. *autistic hand gestures*.."
As you can tell just by reading it.. if you made it to the end. It was borring. And just fucking awful..
Im over it.
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1. A cool, creative girl who would hitch-hike to Canada to get the remains of a DQ blizzard.
2. A freaky female pimp who loves to be different, who killed a bag of weed because she loves marijuana.
3. Someone very likely to become a crazy old lady with 100 cats.
4. A bamf female.
5. The new universal female pronoun.
1. A cool, creative girl who would hitch-hike to Canada to get the remains of a DQ blizzard.
2. A freaky female pimp who loves to be different, who killed a bag of weed because she loves marijuana.
3. Someone very likely to become a crazy old lady with 100 cats.
4. A bamf female.
5. The new universal female pronoun.
1. Alexandre: hey, want the rest of my DQ blizzard?
Sara: hell yea, but you live in Canada
Alexandre: so? you're an arys
2. Pothead 1: I want Paige so bad
Pothead 2: you should totally get her. she's an arys
3. Katrina: I love love love cats. Im just crazy about them!
Bob: you're such an arys
4. Brooke: I like your new kicks
Tiana: I know you do. Im such an arys, aren't I?
5. Girl 1: arys! You'll never guess
Girl 2: arys tell me!
Girl 1: Chris just called me arys! Like in a totally bamf way!
Girl 2: omg!! That's so awesome, arys!
Sara: hell yea, but you live in Canada
Alexandre: so? you're an arys
2. Pothead 1: I want Paige so bad
Pothead 2: you should totally get her. she's an arys
3. Katrina: I love love love cats. Im just crazy about them!
Bob: you're such an arys
4. Brooke: I like your new kicks
Tiana: I know you do. Im such an arys, aren't I?
5. Girl 1: arys! You'll never guess
Girl 2: arys tell me!
Girl 1: Chris just called me arys! Like in a totally bamf way!
Girl 2: omg!! That's so awesome, arys!
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dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.
by Nedd Ludd July 29, 2008
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