Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur aunt a cunt

"Worse then "ur sister a mister
Use only if your lose depend on it

Criss: ur mom gay
Steven: ur sister a mister
Criss: your aunt a cunt

Steven burns to ashe and criss is the king of the world

by Blessed light March 29, 2018

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018

facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year

"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."

by Doggydip May 21, 2019

Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
Posted by BIGPENISTITTIES

Your aunt bi is something that you use carefully

by [BIGPENISTITTIESSUCKYFUCKY]777 July 17, 2019

half-aunt

Parent's half-sister.

My half-aunt is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019