When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
by Alrxi November 2, 2021
Get the is that your phone?mug. Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.
by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009
Get the Phone Herpesmug. To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 2, 2014
Get the Phone Defensemug. Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
by panicoasis December 24, 2014
Get the slave phonemug. " Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."
"What can we do to help her?"
" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."
"What can we do to help her?"
" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
Get the Phone Clonemug. When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.
by Ageofchronic January 12, 2017
Get the phone pogmug. by Coll24 January 10, 2017
Get the Phone wankingmug.