Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.

Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!

by Chane Chane August 27, 2023

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

andrews wife

A stupid whore who gets fucked by multiple men daily

john: hey bob, did you end up fucking andrews wife last night
bob: yeah, me and 5 other guys

by TheSaltyCrab April 9, 2020

Wife

is a man bride he married forever .

this is my beautiful wife who i love and cherish forever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life

preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!

by buuuuud October 19, 2021

Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.

A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord

by calli0px June 19, 2021

banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016