most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺
by danfromproduce June 19, 2020
Get the the deli guymug. 
A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.
Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.
by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013
Get the conceited guymug. When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy
by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014
Get the Couch Guymug. "And so this guy comes up to me at Wendy's talking shit, I have my Corona in one hand and proceed to Guy Him with my free hand."
by thatNigg April 15, 2015
Get the Guy Himmug. Someone who is super sweet, loving, and makes you smile. Your first instinct should be to want to hug them for hours. :)
by whyohwhy December 21, 2010
Get the Guy Bearmug. A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay
Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.
#gay4pay #pay2gay
Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.
George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!
I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.
Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.
I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.
Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.
by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016
Get the Anal Guymug.