Dylan Eberly

The kind of guy to tell his girlfriend to stop giving him head because he wants to see the end of the teenage mutant ninja turtles episode.

Girl: Mmmmm your balls taste so good
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!

by Hugh Jass Sr. Sr. August 28, 2023

Dylan Phillips

The most sexiest and coolest man alive, he is like Cristiano Ronaldo on the field and the most comedic person alive.

The best person in the world is Dylan Phillips.

by anonymous December 1, 2021

Pulling a Dylan

When you leave a discord call to go jerk off

“Guys I gotta go, I’m bouta start pulling a Dylan ”

by Yaggayaggayagga May 15, 2020

Dylan Cline

An illiterate white fag boy who feels the need to say “nig” and “hahaha” in every sentence because he thinks he’s hard? His interests are skateboarding with the bro’s, driving around his mommy’s car and acting like it’s his, and selling shitty weed and claiming he is el chapo junior. He also has probably tried to finger you in the back of his BMW, and his favorite type of girls is preteens (12-15 years old). He also has his mommy solve all of his issues. The epitome of scum of the earth.

Oh yeah that dudes such a dylan cline.

by dylanclinehateclub May 21, 2020

Pulling a Dylan,

To pull a Dylan you manage to get to a party get very drunk very fast, manage to throw up within an hour and then just take a nap.

A: yoo how was the party?
N: not to great, I pulled a Dylan...
A: yeah you really shouldn't be Pulling a Dylan,

by thijkiolpontg February 19, 2020

dylan allen

Dylan Allen is the goat snm he is the sexiest guy on the planet don't try argue cause it's a fact. HE IS THE GOAT 😎🐐

1: is that dylan allen ?
2: ye he is the fucking goat

1: i know

2: sexiest guy i've ever seen wtf

by snoopdiggidydog June 6, 2020

dylan conrique

a beautiful and really talented 16 year old girl who sings and acts and started a youtube channel a little ago.
she used to get so much hate because of annie leblanc fans when they didn't even had a beef or anything.
now everyone loves and she has a big fanbase.
she's so talented and her voice is amazing.

stupid 13 yr old girl: "annie leblanc sings soo good"
me: annie lebrat can't sing unlike dylan conrique, that has an amazing voice.
the rest of the world: PREACH

by i speak the freaking truth June 18, 2020