Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans
by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.
by Hugo_B February 24, 2013

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.
by The kush October 22, 2008

To temporarily enter FOB (fresh off the boat) or boater mode where one's mannerism and behavior resembles that of a recent immigrant from asia.
by Samba Kata July 16, 2008

by the mikester December 31, 2006

by unholy waffles September 29, 2008
